I Never Get to Do Anything Fun – Tri-Blend Tee

Whether you're the one holding it all together or the one complaining that you don't get to do enough, this tee has you covered.

For the women doing everything and feeling everything, this shirt is a soft, sarcastic nod to the mental load.

For the men who think a jam-packed weekend of travel, can-am riding, and dinner out just isn't "fun enough," we hear you too.

This tri-blend tee delivers passive honesty in peak comfort.

• Bella + Canvas 3413 unisex tri-blend tee
• Lightweight with a vintage, broken-in feel
• Fits true to size—size up for a looser look
• Printed on demand (less waste, more intention)

Thanks for shopping slow and sarcastic with Lucky Adjacent.


• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made just for you when you place an order, so it takes a little longer to ship, but helps reduce waste and overproduction. It’s like slow fashion, but with more sarcasm and less guilt.
Thanks for making thoughtful purchases from a not-so-thoughtful brand name.

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