Statistically, It’s Going to Be a Hippo T-Shirt

Statistically speaking, we probably should have seen this coming.

The “Statistically, It’s Going to Be a Hippo” tee features a vintage-style hippo illustration with distressed lettering for that perfectly worn-in, oddly specific but confidently stated look.

Made for questionable adventures, wildlife enthusiasts, people who read the comments, and anyone who appreciates statistics being used irresponsibly.

Printed on a soft triblend tee with a lightweight, lived-in feel.

No hippos were consulted during the statistical analysis.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

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